Cocaine knuckles.... (My ex husband is an addict So weirdo know this one and shared what it was ages ago). When someone else snorts all your coke and pisses you off. You punch them square in the face so hard you get residue embedded  on your knuckles for the rest of the night. 

“None of this sat well with the orange fool in the presidential diaper whose only task this weekend was to let an intern know when he needed to use the potty.”

How can it be unclear that those two didn't break any laws? Lord I know next to little about passing the bar and I KNOW they broke the law and should answer for it. 

You forgot to mention if they had their coffee enemas or not!