She needs a dose of cyanide.

Can we not forget that when women cape for rapists or apologists, that not only makes it worse for victims but sends a message that those victims shouldn’t be listened to since this woman is saying those guys are “alright”?

Schumer’s had people who knew her back when, including a couple of female comics, say that she’s problematic as fuck. None of this surprises me. (I wish I could remember links to the story the comics told, where she basically let her male comic friends try to take advantage of them at a party Schumer invited them to,…

But....why???

I’m gay as HELL and I’m waiting ‘til it shows up at the library or on Netflix.

No worries. You’re not alone. Kinja is making us all look crazy.

If you’re taking a test, as an average person, with a room full of geniuses, you’re screwed.

This is my thing. What she’s been put through is terrible, invasive, I wouldn’t wish it on anybody.

Ummm...some of us still want to volunteer...y’know...to DO that...just saying.

The biggest lesson I figured out as an adult was that no matter how close someone is to you, YOU DON’T KNOW THEM COMPLETELY.

I suppose I was thinking more in terms of the styling they’ve done under Jenna Malone (too lazy to check if that’s the right name, sorry).

And yet I’m STILL without brownies and milk...

Stop killing my rage with “facts” and “truth”.

SHUT UP AND BRING ME ALL THE BROWNIES!!!

Yeah...no, thanks.

Are you wearing an old-timey hat and yelling into an old-fashioned radio microphone by any chance?

It’s PURR-FECTION, that’s what it is.

Huh. I’ve been a cat all this time.

The cat had it coming.

Ah...that...changes things...