“Ann released a statement saying, ‘I’m gonna hold it down and represent to the fullest! Trap Queen for life, y’all!”
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It’s like you’ve read my HEART.
“My man and I make more money on filpping houses so nuts to this Hollywood b.s., I gotta kid to pay for and her mother to pay off.”
Nick Denton’s the one in the heels, right?
That we’ll then each adopt!
Umm...why you talking about my man?
More like, “See her tears as she tells us about the incurable social disease he gave her.”
It’s called cocaine.
Oh, my god, that’s awful.
So does kissing Tom Hardy.
She’s in a hyperbaric chamber as we speak, isn’t she?
That’s a fucking abomination.
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“Who you callin’ a drunk chef?”
You’re not fooling anyone, rapist.
CGI and other fuckery. Hell, it’s hard to make a TV movie for under $10 million these days, that’s considered poverty level.
It really IS senior week around here! I’ve read stories this morning on news sites that would normally be on Jezebel so quick. But, I get it, I don’t blame you guys. I’m not even being sarcastic, I’m serious.
The movie is getting no distribution in China. Which is a HUGE and necessary market that basically saves these overpriced franchise films from failure generally.