Dear Leslie Jones,

He’s looking to become the first Latino President.

I don’t need to do anything but tell the truth. I made a comment. I discussed. I’m not giving a lecture and if that’s how you see it, that’s YOUR transference and it’s got nothing to do with me.

You can stream Top Chef and other shows off...certain sites. That I won’t list here. But you can find. For free. That’s how I’ve kept up with Top Chef and Project Runway for the past three years of not having cable.

Didn’t we ALL?

For every good Gregg Araki film, there’s three that make no sense and never will.

Perfectly explained. Well done.

Oh my goodness, the home newspaper of a beloved sports team highlights the fact that a local person won a gold medal who ALSO is married to a member of aforementioned beloved sports team instead of focusing solely on her former win.

Oh, he fucked himself pretty effectively already.

Gurl, pleeze. He’s desperately trying to stay relevant and on the right side (no pun intended) of the Florida voters and pols he pissed off months ago with his big bag of overweening ambition bullshit.

A.K.A. the problem with all anti-abortion-no-matter-what types.

This try-hard.

It’s nomenclature. If she doesn’t want to accept it, why do you care?

We’re told Rob believes ‘KUWTK’ has destroyed his family, and he fears the same will happen with his relationship with Blac Chyna if they put everything out there for the new show.

THANK YOU. That’s the problem right there. That men are expected to hold on and even defend things and decisions they now see are wrong or don’t fit them anymore.

You should definitely smear it on yourself. Definitely.

“S/he’ll think I’m such a cool and free-spirited guy if I do this!”

It’s simple. You destroy a work in a museum, you get shot in the face.

To be invited!