Hey, somebody had to serve and clean up!

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Nobody cares about face ugly if your body is bangin’ and your dick pretty.

That works for you. It wouldn’t work for him.

Bothched by CHOICE.

“Authenticity” in popular music has been a bug-a-boo forever.

The middle section was the best.

I’m not seeing them, thanks to my ad blocker.

Not JUST taking the money, though.

What if it meant renaming the charity you work for “The Roger Ailes Center for Doing Good Stuff So People Forget I’m Satan”?

It’s probably not the money so much as the renaming he’s trying to buy with the money.

I don’t blame him.

There better be latex condoms or your appointment care for a vasectomy in that pack.

Yeah, bitch. I sure am.