Remember when “Playmate of the Year” used to mean something besides “Sex Tape Purveyor” or “Troubled Reality Star”?

Ohhhhhhhh....NOW I get it.

YOU’RE A MONSTER.

Huh. Well. Okay.

Cruelty + Money = Con-game

Samantha Bee went in with diversity of the writing room as a principle goal on her list.

And now I’ve explained myself thoroughly in subsequent comments so there should be no confusion anymore.

You’re on fire today.

Does nobody know how to go into a motherfucker’s house with your key when s/he’s out at work/the store/scoring, and you take all your shit and put it in your friend’s car and go?

I’m sorry he looks more like 90s Johnny Depp to my eyes.

All skinny drug addict chin pube-having white guys look like that, though.

Halle Berry giving full “Anne Heche is in your bushes looking for Celestine” realness.

Don’t you dare disrespect!

“We want our ENTIRE childhood back! Waaaaah!!”

The rumor...a STRONG rumor...was that not only did she have Benjamin Millepied convert to Judaism, which was publicly known, she had him go through the actual full circumcision and not just ritual for adult converts can have that is far far less physically invasive.

Yeah, I finally figured it out and shut that shit down.

Then I’ll never have to hear from you again then.

Then he’s a bigger tool than I imagined.

I can understand why you would think that, given the nature of some comments about Castile and Garner and others deaths on these forums.

I wasn’t able to edit my last comment to you so...