August, though.

This looks like shit.

My point, which I should have made clearer, is that while I agree it’s a timepiece, that doesn’t mean it should leave the confines of libraries and history books. There is no reason to have these published for children anymore. No reason at all.

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“I dream of muzungu with the blonde angel hair
Borne like a vapor, on the summer’s air
I see her tripping where the bright streams play
Happy as the daisies that dance on her way”

Miles Teller trying to desperately conform to racist Hollywood standards.

She’s funnier because we don’t see her schtick constantly, like when she was on SNL.

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This is why it’s best to wait to die before your correspondence gets published.

It was sent to me in a moment of revelation as God released me from the evil pull of that carb-laced abomination.

Oh, no, no, no, HELL NAW.

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...fry until the white just begins to set (aka “turn white”) and pop the whole thing into an oven set to 350 for about a minute...