And the stuff is so UGLY. And such low intrinsic value!

Or just on candy and records.

I want an engagement-trip-to-the-haute-couturiers.

I’ve been meaning to tell you I like your user name.

Oh, my god.

If you get us in for free and we don’t have to buy a single thing, I’m in.

The problem is I want to see this shit BUT I refuse to give one red cent to these backwards creationist fuckwads or support the idiot town that gave them a huge tax-break on the back of their beliefs.

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It’s a re-boot.

I just wrote that, too!

Britain’s pattern is clear: When the guys in the Conservative Party have fucked things up so badly that they’re afraid to touch it and the Labour Party is out of favor for being stupid, AGAIN, they have find a woman to clean up their messes and take the heat if things don’t go well.

And that’s a bad thing?

“Wait...you mean there’s some OTHER way to live??”

That’s a bullshit overreaching statement and you KNOW it.

“a woman was responding to a post on tumblr...”

That’s HAWT.

I would be slapping fools like it was going out of style.

If you’re rich enough to own it, you’re rich enough to have a lifestyle where not only is it well protected but you’re never in danger of doing anything that could damage it.

“Wait...how is your honky ass still alive?”