I seriously want them to get engaged. And then have it all fall apart publicly in a well-timed press release about having different goals or some shit.

Meanwhile, Hiddleswift territory looks far rosier. Brand new beaus Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston recently took a trip to Nashville to visit Swift’s parents after barely two weeks of coupledom.

It’s a tiresome way to sound emotional.

The Gary Jules version makes me vomit. I’ve never liked it.

Jez is scaring me this morning

Welcome to Gay Leather Land.

Remove the jacket from the equation and this outfit is SEX ON WHEELS.

Refried Martin Margiela but with bigger ambitions.

She ain’t real and never was.

When your entire existence is predicated on the ethos of “Get Paid!”, things like academic endeavors tend to take a back seat.

She thinks she’s transgressive.

It won’t be.

I cannot stand this woman.

Should’ve shot him in the face and saved herself a world of bother because they’d never prosecute her anyway.

I hate the movie on spec for using that fucking song, which I used to like back in the day. It’s now shorthand for “This film/TV show is going to suck but we’ll make you think it’s deep”.

HA! That would be funny, though.

Yeah, that’s not the point.

YES! Thank you. Exactly my point.

Whatever. They fucked up and now have lost the trust of students and parents. Fuck’em.

Don’t talk negatively about your job on social media.