Um...how did the mailman know about this?

So, basically...

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No.

Well, you went to all that trouble to kidnap them and keep them in that hidden cellar, the least you can do is educate them.

That’s crap. How is an adult bringing other adults onto a set creepy and uncomfortable?

No. Nope.

“He was sort of dating a lot and every other week there was a new girlfriend and he would bring them to set. They were progressively getting younger and younger as the weeks went on, and it got to the point where I was like, ‘Buddy, I’m worried. Should I talk to craft service and make sure they have Lunchables for…

I do find you amusing, yes.

The fact you think my ego is bound up in your choices just makes this funnier.

Yes, of course they may. But not on a nationally televised talk show.

For the exact reasons I wrote.

Fuck that. That’s their personal lives. I don’t like a lot of things others do that has zero affect on me and I wouldn’t dream of calling them out for it, let alone trying to shame them publicly.

Well said. I’m using that, too.

“. His family is ruined financially and they’re asking for money to cover their attorneys...”

Fox threw someone under the bus for their personal life that doesn’t affect her. That was shitty and unnecessary.

Megan Fox needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP about others personal lives when doing her talk show anecdotes.

It would’ve been funnier if they beat the crap out of him like real hookers would.

You say you know and yet...you don’t seem to get it.

They know what they’re getting into. These are self-selecting masochists.