I don’t think woman are stupid so I’m not agreeing that an ad that shows up on their phone is going to sway them while they’re sitting in the abortion clinic.

Eh, people grow and change in their 20s and 30s, that’s what they should do.

If your friends are “Dancing for Jesus”, they’re already dead and you need new friends.

So what?

NO! It’s simpler than that! The U.S. LOVES to pay murderers and torturers!

People use quotes as if they’re holy writ and it’s tiresome.

“And give in to the mob And question my choices? No, thanks.”

You humblebragged about how “woke” and wonderful you were as a teen and are now surprised people are telling you that you sound like an asshole for not being tolerant of the fact most people have to become adults over time and aren’t YOU.

Heard ain’t getting shit and shouldn’t. They have no kids, she has her own money, and, crucially, she wasn’t married to him long enough to get more than maybe 1/2 of whatever salary he got from working during that time.

Gurl. Get your life right. That was a loooooooong time ago.

Gurl, he hasn’t been that in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time.

• Brandi Glanville and Dean Sheremet might be fucking.

Oh...yeah...two more seasons of a show not to watch and only read recaps of.

At least three of the psychics also deal drugs on the low-low.

The fact that, based on the arms and shoulders in that photo, she had no discernible upper body strength, will in no way impact on her dreams of becoming a sniper, just like her often absent father.

A Miami Uber driver who recently drove Ben Affleck (he swears it was him!) and a young blonde woman from The Standard to Miami International Airport last Sunday says all did not appear well in Affleck’s love life. He told Scene in the Tropics that the actor-director was very “surly,” and it was obvious that the two…

He looks like a total boar.

“Or, as George Takai put it to writer Amanda Hess, “The lack of editing on Jezebel stories...It’s all so plainly outlandish... It’s getting to the point where it’s almost laughable.””

Cashmere twin set, heels, diaper.

You haven’t got a screw loose.