I know the internet police are busy trying to solve the nude celeb photo hacking mystery, but can some of you kindly invest some time in identifying Tom, so he can be mocked personally? Doesn't this deserve the attention of some or our best and brightest minds?

Where I went to law school (in the US), we learned that "exoneration" is something entirely different from pleading "no contest." One involves the court finding an individual without guilt for an accused act and the other involves the accused admitting to (or not contesting) an alleged act without having to expressly…