I have forever been completely grossed out by Tobey Maguire. He always looks sweaty and derpy and just not someone I would ever fuck with.
Which Paul was he talking about, though, the original Paul who died in that car crash or the replacement Paul?
Trump is incapable of dealing with a woman his age on a level playing field when she doesn’t work for him, sleep with him, isn’t in a bikini, and is smart and capable. He just has no idea how to deal with her - so he doesn’t. He attacks Bill, who’s a man. Now he can attack Obama. He is attacking AROUND her because he…
You almost made America great again.
Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.
I meet Jackie Chan when i was like 8 in Hong Kong at the Jockey Club. Prior to meeting him I had spilled ketchup all over my shirt. He jokingly asked where was that guy that I beat up and was it because he was trying to steal my french fries. He then joked that I should act in one of film’s since the sight of blood…
Speaking of the great Meryl Streep, i’ll never forget the words she once said to me: “Never park in my spot again.”
I’m reminded of a story I once heard from a Canadian singer songwriter named Emm Gryner. She toured with Bowie as a backup singer during the late 90s/early 2000s. One evening she found herself at some fairly happening party attended by a bunch of famous musicians. She was really psyched to meet Joe Elliott, lead…
I personally believe the majority of people who reach this level of success either have always been, or have developed, a certain amount of narcissism.
Im friends with someone in the spotlight (wont name), and think the reason we became and have stayed friends is because I didn’t, and don’t, get starstruck by them. We met at a party, and I knew who they were, but made a point of not going there and just making conversation about things we had in common, and it…
As someone who also finds Sir Paul insufferable...you DO YOU Phil.
resourceful imo
As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.
We are all Jake Miller.
Yeah, they’d probably switch more focus towards human trafficking and gun running, but I think part of the issue with drugs is a very high profit margin. If we cut that part out (and I’m including heroin in legalizing drugs...I’m kind of extreme on this issue, think we should just legalize and regulate this stuff, and…
Pussy Posse 6: The Return of the Gooch
Whhhhaaaaat. That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. LOLz
I’m reminded of when I lived in Chicago and was at the Drake Hotel having lunch one afternoon. In walks Frank Thomas....White Sox player. He was dressed to the nines and was carrying a briefcase. He was certainly looking very businesslike. He was seated at the table next to mine and after ordering something to drink…