Time to start using those Second Amendment rights, y’all!

Cooking?

No kidding, I read that as “I need a barmaid” at first.

How about: “I know you voted for Trump so I’ve replaced your turkey and dressing with broken glass and dog shit.”

There’s less drama, too.

They’re real. And they’re spectacular.

Your loss, square.

Ow.

Forget that. Let’s make abortion so popular that private industry gets involved and they start paying lobbyists to make the GOP bow to their will.

The only people who didn’t realize this were true believers.

Shoot the little bastard bullies in the face then go to their homes and finish off their parents?

Cannot WAIT for his inevitable stroke.

White people did this.

Unfortunately, it means family friend Nicki Minaj’s brother is bonded to her from birth.

Needs to be “Amard”.

It’s easy when you’re a fake person with fake values.

When I was a kid, I knew about the Presidents. I didn’t know, for instance, that Kennedy was waffling on Civil Rights and that we were thisclose to being killed by Russian missiles. I didn’t know Eisenhower threw my people to the wolves by doing nothing about civil rights or wanting to stop voter intimidation. …

Wait...this ISN’T Deadspin??