Equal access to invasive, annoying and, nosy ads was NOT one of Dr. King Jr.’s dreams.

“I don’t know. But here’s a good analysis that won’t answer that question.”

Which has...what to with boots?

Dick sucking posture.

Cannot WAIT for his inevitable stroke.

*rolls eyes*

White people did this.

Unfortunately, it means family friend Nicki Minaj’s brother is bonded to her from birth.

Needs to be “Amard”.

And now, more American dumbasses know these names and details than know about the Battle of Yorktown or Manassas or even why the Vietnam War happened.

It’s easy when you’re a fake person with fake values.

“We don’t need a condom, baby, I’m sterile!”

When I was a kid, I knew about the Presidents. I didn’t know, for instance, that Kennedy was waffling on Civil Rights and that we were thisclose to being killed by Russian missiles. I didn’t know Eisenhower threw my people to the wolves by doing nothing about civil rights or wanting to stop voter intimidation. …

Wait...this ISN’T Deadspin??

I’ll tell you whatever I like on an open comment board.

This kid is four.

Just wandered over to the TV and thought, “Hey, better get my daily dose of CNN and MSNBC!”

“He replied, “No! I am not listening to him! Donald Trump says dangerous things and he hurts people! I am not listening to anything he says. The D was supposed to win. I am so mad at this”