This and this alone:

I’m hoping Harry doesn’t hook up with Markle. That’s a guaranteed divorce.

True. There was his white trash lack of anger management drug guzzling to make fun of, too.

Sorry. He will never not be Governor Sandwiches to me.

I almost feel sorry for ol’ Governor Sandwiches.

India, duh.

Why would you ever show your face on an anonymous comment board you don’t get paid to participate on?

Exactly. THANK YOU.

Or just avoid dumb articles, memes, and social media posts that traffic in that kind of stupidity and misogyny.

Tossin’ salad and scramblin’ sperm.

AND he’s super homophobic and racist, to boot!

Chemtrails are actually a secret formula created in labs in Nigeria to eliminate Caucasians slowly but effectively from the the affected area.

Male chefs.

I wish to subscribe to your newletter.

I don’t feel sorry for people like that after they’ve reached adulthood.

She’s vapid and empty and fills it with shopping.

All of the above. Just replace “gambling/drug problem” with shopping addiction.

There’s a difference between getting loaded (which she apparently enjoyed, too) when the kids are away or having “grown up time” away from them versus being obviously fucked up in front of them.

Angie’s cold as ICE, though. Most celebs, including her, would rather die than have family issues aired and she went fucking nuclear and fired on Brad from JUMP.