If we’re basing this on ads, then Shelley Hack as the model for Charlie! fragrance should have been President decades ago! (not to forget her First Gentleman, Chaz.)

Oh, you just KNOW they’re using generics.

Yeah, that’s not gonna happen, lol.

But with the period how can she be a mother even??

A SEXY Quidditch tournament!

How is she even allowed in public???

You should put that on the main thread if you haven’t already, everybody needs to see that.

How do you know she is? *shrug*

No, you’re not.

I’ll have you know my brows are on FLEEK.

No, I got the joke, I was expanding on it in my own way.

You charge people that much for them, there better be something in them besides spices!

It’s Gigi Hadid so...no, not really smart, anyway.

And they’re bitchy so you’d constantly be hearing “moo” noises behind your back.

The janitor’s closet.

“Oh, my god, cover her she’s HIDEOUS!!! Those CURVES, she looks like some regular woman on the street or something! Can somebody, I don’t know, find a tarp to put over her?”

Between them and the Russian “thinkfluencers” on the political posts, there aren’t many actual commenters who aren’t in somebody’s pocket.

“Single digit millionaire” sounds like an elderly rich guy in the Las Vegas brothel.

He’s bi so, don’t give up the Rabbit and fanfic just yet.;-)