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I’m not a stan (even though I’ve posted stuff all over this thread, lol) but I can’t stand seeing disproven rumors about anyone, especially involving serious crimes.

“We are all ILikeThunderstorms today.”

Turns out cokeheads and anger-management cases aren’t the best match.

Look it up.

Wasn’t married. Police said it didn’t happen.

Well, if reporters and pundits say Trump had a good night, then that’s enough for me!

I’d be happy if they roofied Trump.

Remember to throw in a line about cleaning, I have that in mine.

English Common Law clearly allows for the “Leonardo DiCaprio Exception” in all things.

Commenting is SERIOUS BUSINESS, ‘tho!!!11!

Leonardo DiCaprio IS a notary public.

Yeah, you can’t sell the story. But you can tell ALL your friends.

“The undersigned consents to being painted green and enacting the Captain Kirk/Alien love scene.”

Isn’t that an Upper East Side tradition, though? At some point, no matter what you started out as, you go blonde.

I have totally given up on her as far as singing, fashion, public persona.

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You didn’t even name Braschi’s husband, Roberto Benigni!