Commenting is SERIOUS BUSINESS, ‘tho!!!11!

Leonardo DiCaprio IS a notary public.

Yeah, you can’t sell the story. But you can tell ALL your friends.

“The undersigned consents to being painted green and enacting the Captain Kirk/Alien love scene.”

Isn’t that an Upper East Side tradition, though? At some point, no matter what you started out as, you go blonde.

I have totally given up on her as far as singing, fashion, public persona.

You didn’t even name Braschi’s husband, Roberto Benigni!

My rule of thumb with celebrity is, if you have a “trademark” look, you’re trying to hard to stay noticed and need to stop.

That’s like saying if your boss won’t pay you enough to buy a Birkin at Hermes, you’ll have to be a prostitute to make up for it.

THANK YOU!!!

Women get underpaid compared to men in general and throughout society.

You mean shiv her like they were in Oz?

Well, actually...

Dammit! I was saving the debates for the weekend! *turns off DVR*

“I sort of think the tide has turned from “its really close people!” to “lets watch the destruction porn that is trumps campaign”.

Signed consent and NDAs before you even get in the penthouse.

Good.

Well, this is the stupidest shit I’ve heard from the Brits in a couple of weeks.