Me, too.

That’s sad.

Oh, please.

Yes, he’s an irrelevancy to us old motherfuckers BUT I am SO down for this beautiful swirl.

That being the case, can someone PLEASE help get my fat ass out of these skinny jeans, my circulation is cut OFF!

McCartney’s been a low-key bitch since jump.

I’m watching the trailer and all I can think is : If that society is capable of things like allowing one to see one’s own ancestor’s past, in real time...don’t they have the tech/ability to engineer whatever they need from this guy instead of going to all this trouble? I mean...what is the point of any of this from a…

“The only good Fassbender is naked Fassbender.”—Gen. George Custer

Wait...this shit takes 15 minutes to watch?

Oh, I know. I’m just adding a layer to your perspective, not questioning it.

WAS unfair.

They ask because he and his bros once, like Britney, made a big deal of their “virgin ‘til marriage” status and are now ‘hoeing out in public to get attention and, in the case of one of them, gay-baiting like it’s going out of style.

He looks like Riff Raff, the rapper, after dermabrasion removes a few tattoos.

And so, we watch and wave as Azealia Banks celebrity sails away, never to be seen again.

That was SHADE.

Our thoughts and prayers go to him and his family,” Kathie Lee added.

“Pourin’ one out for our homie! Rest in peace, Bush dawg!”

I thought they were trading child porn in the great hereafter?