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Alcohol is for night. Breakfast is for day.

Brunch? Is for losers.

And your hand, soaked in grease, ready to apply to your clothing, furniture, other people, and, of course, pimple-laden face.

I can’t skip breakfast.

I’d rather have the Elder wand.

THANK YOU.

Stop letting them rape you.

Even though it’s a British film shot in Hungary, nearly all of the protagonists have American accents.

Serger

Yeah, I’ve had guys do that when I unleash the dragon.

I believe in the concept of forgiveness. But also of punishment.

More likely she’s being successfully brainwashed daily that God’s love conquers all and she should be glad to be a vessel of his forgiveness.

NO!

Exactly!

In a world where they can see same gender couples fucking on Youtube or Netflix, the only kids watching this will be the Glee Club/Drama Club types.

“Soulless”?

I remember when they had trailers on here a couple of months back and were trying to make out like it was an acceptable remake.