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Everyone acts like this is a merit award. You get suggested by unknown persons to the committee, who vote and award a private accolade.

Because they decided he could. *shrug*

Eh, it’s more of a baby boomer thing than anything else.

Hmmm...what does this remind me of...oh, yeah!

Jewish is a language?

Ooh! I forgot about that one! And I was a Deadhead back in the day, lol!

Ladies, Hillary would would enjoy having you at her next rally. They’ll even pay the airfare and per diem.

Now playing

Oh, shit! He’s fucked NOW! If he’s smart, he’ll play dead at some point.

I’m a terrible person and there are things even I can’t laugh about.

Lenny ain’t down with the swordfighting.

The women is and was BEAUTIFUL.

“Whelp, it’s January 2nd. Gotta go fuck the goat!”

Plenty of people have had sex with some sketchy ignorant idiot who was hot.

Do I really give a shit?

Yeah.

This is the scary thing. He’s got FANS. Who are rabidly sticking up for him on social media as we speak. I saw it myself. I could not believe it.

Dude, didn’t your mom pack you more than one pair? Geez, what a goober.