Everyone acts like this is a merit award. You get suggested by unknown persons to the committee, who vote and award a private accolade.

Because they decided he could. *shrug*

Eh, it’s more of a baby boomer thing than anything else.

Hmmm...what does this remind me of...oh, yeah!

Jewish is a language?

Ooh! I forgot about that one! And I was a Deadhead back in the day, lol!

Ladies, Hillary would would enjoy having you at her next rally. They’ll even pay the airfare and per diem.

Oh, shit! He’s fucked NOW! If he’s smart, he’ll play dead at some point.

I’m a terrible person and there are things even I can’t laugh about.

Lenny ain’t down with the swordfighting.

The women is and was BEAUTIFUL.

Weak tea. The first shot in the video? Okay. After that? Come on.

Every one of them looks inbred as HELL.

I wrote how I figured that.

And you know what? Tony Hawk and this Gizmodo blogger have a lot in common.

“Whelp, it’s January 2nd. Gotta go fuck the goat!”

Plenty of people have had sex with some sketchy ignorant idiot who was hot.