Yeah, this movie was always going to be a hard mainstream sell, no matter what.

“Books” is such a meaningless thing to say, though.

Fun!

Remember all those Brits in the 30s? Salivating lustily over Oswald Moseley? And saying Hitler was a good idea?

On July 28, Bresha, then 14, allegedly shot and killed her father with the gun he had often, reportedly, used to threaten the lives of his family members. Bresha’s mother, Brandi Meadows has since called her daughter a “hero” for putting an end to the abuse, which she says lasted two decades.

Oh, please, he was on “Frasier”.

His contouring is on POINT, ‘tho.

His contouring is on POINT, ‘tho.

Imma need the bonus footage where they explain Rose’s long con of an insurance scam, capped off by her tossing the evidence away to sea.

Soft girl kisses in moodily lit sets with delicate lacy lingerie and artfully tousled hair.

They’re both giving beach umbrella realness but, Mariah’s shade is all about her own glory, Michelle’s shade is always in the service of higher aims.

Much like your mother’s knees are when she gets off the carpet.

Rory was an entitled stuck-up manic pixie dream ‘HO.

Penicillin.

“Why did you leave us, Mary Poppins?”

Sources familiar with the case (a Kardashian family member gettin’ paid) tell us ... Kim has already submitted an insurance claim, setting the value of the ring at an even $4 million (though we have no way of proving this).

My feeling is, if there’s new evidence you can take to the police, there’s nothing here and you can’t go throwing suspicion on someone for ratings.

They all went to the “Lorelai Gilmore School Of Entitlement And Insane Behavior”.