Having read into that, I’m not completely convinced he wasn’t in on it, though.

That’s the other thing no one likes to talk about: The fact that they’re sexuality can become an issue as they age. All that exuberance and hugginess? Ain’t so cute when it’s attached to an erection.

The character is voiced by the mother from “Arrested Development” and almost a complete copy of her, down to stunning racism and xenophobia.

It annoys me, actually, when people, especially other Americans, use this broad and outmoded idea that all Americans are vulgarians from a new land and all Europeans, especially the French are sophisticated and from a “classy” older culture.

Then she would have gotten dragged in the media and social media for DAYS over this. She would have been painted as unfeeling and only obsessed with winning the Presidency. It would become the only thing they talked about on the news and pundit shows. How is that a good idea?

NONE of those bitches, Prot or Papist, was a goddamn slave in America.

“Add as much as you can, buddy!”

That and a love of a trans-seasonal pantsuit.

Dude, I love you but, COME ON.

Melissa’s sketchy ass needs to stay out of it.

But that’s a lie that, for some reason, is continuing to be spread.

Thank you. Yes.

For me, yeah.

This is how you know he’s not a stage parent.

I don’t even bother.

What do you mean “Popped Up”?

I learned that back in the 90s from reading an interview with Dave Pirner where he talked about being shocked the first time he saw Winona Ryder do this trick.

I learned that back in the 90s from reading an interview with Dave Pirner where he talked about being shocked the…

Every piece of shit movie or TV show with a nerd boy/girl following has extended cuts, director’s versions, “ultimate” editions, and enough “limited edition” merch to spoil even the greediest child’s Christmas.

Told y’all Canadians ain’t SHIT.

Overly sweet peanut-flavored Crisco shoved into a dry high fructose corn syrup and meal cake covered in “chocolate”.