Life & Style Editor: “What the hell do you MEAN, Tom and Taylor broke up???! What the fuck am I supposed to do...hey...WAIT...let’s get the old band back together! Time for some nostalgia! Get me that Ben & Jen file..’which file?’, geez, you twentysomething interns are bloody useless! Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez,…

Idea: If you stop wandering around Jezebel looking for stuff to troll, you’ll never feel the need to comment here.

That Elf on a Shelf IS my Christmas, thank you very much.

There should be a blanket “I’m Happy for You and Wish You the Best but I Don’t Give a Single Shit About Your Baby” rule on social media.

.

Works for me.

.

Women like that are sooooo annoying.

Eh, she got old.

Master Blaster!

Fuck’em.

Oh, that’s a world wide thing for both categories.

Wyoming?

You realize that you can’t go running to the nearest deep-pocketed corporation to make up for things that they had no control or influence over?

You’re bringing emotions into what was a civil litigation.

People are, understandably, emotional about all this.

Works for me. I was hoping they’d drop it.

What’s her excuse, then?

Were the jeans tight?

The Homolkas are BACK!