I love you for this.

He can’t. It’s Nick Denton.

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Those CALVES tho’!

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I’m aggressively anti-drug and this seems draconian and over-the-top to me!

That’s the spirit!

You apparently don’t realize I’m talking specifically about the video above, which you also didn’t watch.

Thanks to it, I discovered the incredible Mable John!

In fairness, though, so are you.

HA! You get a star for THAT.

Going out with Drake.

I’m sorry but, they know the difference, they get it, they understand.

“I want an Oscar nomination and you bitches aren’t keeping it from me with this shit!”

She’s a scammer. In love with drama, fraud, and robbery.

Mind you, the British Vogue cover of Rihanna is HOT GARBAGE compared to the American Vogue one so...big deal, Shulman. You gazonked Anna but the cover was trash and no one cares about British Vogue anyway.

Pass.

Because I said so.

Ugh.

Swimming in a straight line.