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I made it in another comment upthread.

About the same time you put your finishing touches on your novel.

Turns out Christopher Guest and Beyonce have a lot in common.

That’s right, Luke, I do.

Keep your eyes ready for the scene where I have animated My Little Pony characters re-enact the Odessa steps scene from Eisenstein’s “Battleship Potemkin” shot for shot.

You suck Lord Guest’s dick so GOOD!

It’s called “wasting time on the Internet”.

Now playing

You in a year. I feel sorry for your mother.

See, I didn’t write this stuff wasn’t funny. It usually is.

I’d rather you did it in an Asian country where you’re likely to be executed for it. Kthnxbye!

1. Take something obviously eccentric

Watching your stupidity hurts human existence.

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Should have 86'd the entire outfit from what I’m seeing.

Pamela Anderson and a rabbi walk into a bar together...

And we can all buy it.

Cat AIDS taken human form.

“I just want all you gurls to know that I’m a messy bitch who lives for drama. A scammer. Who loves robbery and fraud. Eh eh.”

A wee bit, yes.