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It’s going to be the biggest, hugest, bestest party ever, with only the biggest cover band celebrities!

I may not care for his music but i’ll support any man who dicks over Chris Christie.

Good. Keep it coming. I just want all these previously hidden items to come flying like bats outta hell. I am done with this administration and they haven’t even started.

I watched Obama’s final speech as president live on CNN a little while ago. The ticker read, “Attorney General nominee Sessions backs police, denies being racist”. Jesus Christ what has this nation come to. I suppose it could be worse though....

But...but...the dress shops! The dress shops have been plundered by the celebrities who have already descended upon DC sans fineries. Now you are saying you wont have them??

As big a bitch as me! La la la. It’ll be a gas watching their pointy little heads explode so often.

The greatest celebrity, but he’s not really vain about it.

It is the darkest timeline.

Supposedly, Trump is writing his own speech, too!

After what Jared Kushner did to The Observer, it’s very clear that he is uniquely positioned as White House Sycophant-in-Chief.

Trump: let’s honor the grand traditions of the inauguration by stomping all over them. The most important thing is to reward those who kissed my ass during the election! 

Some pet owners are megashitty, congrats on your initiative. You could also knock on this person door and let them know that, hey, it’s freezing, get your cat inside. I’ve been feeding a feral/stray cat and I’m very worried about the cold. I got him/her a sturdy pet house with a heated mat inside but it’s gone unused…

You are good people. Thanks for caring for the kitty.

It all makes sense now, right?

They think that the shooter is an actor paid by Hillary so obviously they had removed all the kids they were raping before the staged shooting, just to look innocent. Also, they believe John Podesta kidnapped Madeleine McCann.

I know, and it’s no longer funny that they believe something so ridiculous! That’s what depresses me! I used to love laughing at idiots like that, before they started shooting innocent people over it.

Hate to be that jerk, but it is “The Handmaid’s Tale.” I read it when it was really new, 1986 I think. This book made a huge (not YUGE) impact on me as a 27 year old new mom of a girl. I have thought of its message many times over the years, especially in the past year or so. It is hard to believe that this…

“don’t elect an incompetent sociopath!”

It’s Shep, he gets a pass. He gave this great rant on air yesterday about people criticizing the Pope for being too ‘political’: