When I got tired of my unemployed boyfriend, well, he got to stepping. (as Destiny's Child would have said.)

Time for another 5150 order! She needs a tune-up.

Time for another 5150 order! She needs a tune-up.

Time for another 5150 order! She needs a tune-up.

Time for another 5150 order! She needs a tune-up.

It'll never work. Her inevitable feelings of either being taken advantage of (though she knew what she was getting from the beginning) or that you should be taking care of her (goddamn patriarchy!) will come to fore.

And why, you ask, would you do any of the things suggested above to keep the unemployed boyfriend?

So it turns out bitches do be crazy, after all?

So it turns out bitches <i>do</i> be crazy, after all?

So it turns out bitches <i>do</i> be crazy, after all?

And it's all for nothing. That's the worst thing.

And it's all for nothing. That's the worst thing.

You fight with the guys, you get hit like the guys. That's how it works.

And if you have to work on a Sat. or Sun., that means you have time during the week to do things. Things that people who work during the week can't do or have to cut into their lunches or actual work time to do.

This is not the only time Hiddles as put on a show, asked or not. I'm not criticizing him, by the way. I'm too busy laughing at the sight for that. My point is that he likes showing off for his fans and laps up their attention in public and online. I've seen him do it. Good for him. But it's still funny to me.

True. Which is why the letter writing friends shouldn't say anything and just let reality sink into her friend's head.

Did we read the same article? Unless the friend who wrote the letter is leaving something out, the whole point is that her friend chases after guys she has had no luck with and refuses to change her outlook because she's sick of living "the ugly life". She's even discussed it in therapy, it's such a problem.

He is such the attention whore. Hilarious.

Clint's a good director and actor and considered a great guy by most people who've worked with or know him. His personal life means nothing to me. Even politically, he's far from a bad guy.

Paltrow shaming! Wheeee!