These people are pigs. Anyone who watched even 5 minutes of them on their show know this.

He's not even hot!

Wow. I can only imagine the thousands, nay, millions of men who will be relieved to have someone guide them to the newly updated rules. I mean, men are animals that like, nay, need someone to tell them what the rules of the pack are <b>constantly</b>.

Zosia Mamet needs to worry less about making up stories about old ladies sharing O-faces with her fictional character, and more time worrying about looking like a depressed mouse trapped in an old woman's tablecloth on the red carpet.

Is this the second or third jeremiad against wipes that's been on Gawker so far? I just can't keep up with their poop obsession.

Has no one noticed the queen's corgis getting plumper?

Did I write that?

"But it doesn't hurt!"

I seriously wonder, have any of the articles written by serious journos about television actually ever made a difference?

Yes. I do have that conception.

It's not silly to say they have the right to say it when I've read comment after comment where people seem to think that, rudeness aside, no one has the right to comment or question someone for choices they are making in the public eye.

And it is totally your right to do that. And no one should be surprised or shocked that you did.

"The Real Royals of Luxembourg"

I know it's what I'm calling my next party, yo!

Yes. They shouldn't do it. But they have the right. It's bad manners, maybe. But it's not exactly something horrible to do. If I met her and found out she was lifting, I would ask her about it. Because I don't know. I even would have the right to say I don't think it's a good idea. I wouldn't do that, because I…

I don't believe you.

In life, you can do and should do whatever you want, in public or private.

Dear Penthouse Forum: I'd read these stories and never believed them until it happened to me! I'm a 23 years old jihadist, fighting for my rights (and Allah!). One night, I was cleaning my gun after evening prayers, when a black clad woman came into the corner of the bombed out building I had taken shelter in between…

I don't believe she wanted to help anyone but herself or to advance any cause not related to her ego.

She isn't a warrior princess much less a Maasai warrior.