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How are two NL teams playing in the World Series?

I apologize for libeling your community, then.

Oh look, we’ve finally found the proper time for people to kneel before the flag.

the same way that Civil War re-enactors (the intersection of the set of whom with the set of gun nuts is very large) have the fantasy of dying gloriously to preserve the right to buy and sell other people and compel their labor at pain of death.

When a white person brings up “black on black crime” that is code for “I do not like black people and I think that they are deserving of violence because they have brought it on themselves”.

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...yes, the air quality in Cleveland ranks as one of the nation’s most polluted.

Spoiler Alert: Tristan Thompson was a ghost the whole time.

It must be bad when even the judge is fleeing the country.

Gotta nip a fracas in the bud or it could turn into a full-blown donnybrook lickety-split.

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -

Black Mamba Blocked After Bleak Mambo

You’re not wrong.

“it’s an abject lesson to always read emails from the people who can ruin your life.”

But does it really do that? It COULD do that, depending on the wording and proper enforcement. But all I'm seeing referenced here is some minor concessions to the public in exchange for a big pot of public money. That still doesn't solve the big underlying problem, which is that these stadiums are terrible uses of