Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

Paul wasn’t driving.

It is like when you are wading through 3 feet of water, but instead it is 3 feet of snow

-New Englander

Not so sure about your diagnosis. I just checked WebMD and apparently a punctured lung means you have Lupus, Cancer and Cancerous Lupus.

“As a feminist, I can’t support everything being said up here tonight. As somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted. Jeff Ross is going to party like it’s 1999. Ann Coulter is going to vote like it’s 1899. Ann, you do look great, though. You’re almost as thin as Donald Trump’s chances of winning the election. It’s…

No, it was intentional.

Interview (LIKE A BAWSS), Follow Up (LIKE A BAWSS), Second Round (LIKE A BAWSS), Negotiate Benefits (LIKE A BAWSS), Vet Employees (LIKE A BAWSS), Move to Jersey (Awwww, f*ck, man, I can't f*cking do it!)

Yeah, first responder here (volunteer fire fighter/EMT) . One of the first things I do when I enter a rescue scenario, is to access the safety of the scene. Patrol officers are not trained in the kind of skills needed to pull off this particular rescue. This is a very specialized kind of skill, and one that you need…

Want to bring up to everyone that this is in Florida, in a murky pond, at night, right after a big water-disturbing commotion.

Before I click, I’m guessing Enthusiast Auto.

A reasonable individual also understands that driving is really fucking dangerous. According to the CDC, driving is (far and away) the #1 cause of death among people ages 4 to 44, and 55-64, and the #2 cause of death for all other age groups.

Yep, and people aren’t thinking. Here’s the big problem: this case could get thrown out. The guy committed 3 counts of involuntary manslaughter, and he does indeed deserve to go to real, federal, ass-pounding prison for it, but not for the rest of his life. But that’s beside the point