this is pretty cynical; I love it.

Uzi should demand that Nissan motors places “Not affiliated with Nissan computers; for more information, see www.nissan.com” on a banner atop of their site :)

it says “this side towards the enemy” in braille

Why not use wood stain instead of Burnt Sienna? I mean it is wood!

First, the US Navy is indeed “king shit”.

Weren’t Apple refusing the requested to unlock the phone which came from the Department of Justice? Talk about “complying with the law”...

Seems to be a version of Spider-Carnage (I could be wrong though)
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You’re a heretic for wasting vodka (no rebuttal necessary, I’m Rusian). However, I would suggest white vinegar and a newspaper; will get that glass super shiny, no streaks, and a nice vinegar aroma might help with flavoring :)

You’re a heretic for wasting vodka (no rebuttal necessary, I’m Rusian). However, I would suggest white vinegar and a…

check out his Ice Age work. Was pretty good.

7th Saga. A great RPG that’s a nosehair below Chrono Trigger

You should write for Giz. Turn out far better articles that select few published here.

No worries; they got nice reviews. For $10 extra (at $85.00) you can snag the tech version enabling you to use smart devices with the gloves on (Icon Persuit Touch Tech)

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