@ieatbabies: First off, you won't find people with a doctorate working as a car mechanic or a pancake maker.

@Ash Paulsen: literally "fucked the hell up", I'll wager.

@samosir: pyro...fired up...

@phonos: It just depends on how blatant it is.

@WilliamTheFifth: sir.

@WilliamTheFifth: played.

@WilliamTheFifth: Well.

"I'm 12 and *insert title article*"

@colineff: If you're just going to insult people all day long, at least do so with proper grammar.

...so it won't really give me wings?

@jasonburnett: "immortalized" in a game usually means "a permanent addition to the game", regardless of whether anyone plays that game.

@darkerdrick: Took a quick look at your recent comments.

@Culebra: Oh. Em. Gee.

@cityslicker:

LIES!

@junior ghoul: yes, it is indeed "Marry him"

@OCEntertainment: It's the Mandarin phrase for "Marry him!"

@Curiously Flamboyant Sheep 2: The Reckoning of the Sheep: Hm, I doubt the PC version would have X and B buttons.

It's better to start breeding them Apple customers at a young age.

So, which intern found the office keys?