I think you’ve got a phenomenal first paragraph to your book right there.

I find the AAA Smut Guide to be invaluable in finding my best...um...”bang for the buck”, so to speak.

As any true American would

Stick to bears, deadspin!!!

6/10 intrusive editing

ENHANCE.

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN TO WIPE FFS.

Wait, did Greg Howard profile Conor and I missed it?

WE ARE PHKD.

Craig Sager is definitely the press secretary. They always end up not telling CJ important things anyway. And, you know, the names match.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

Who says he doesn’t deserve to be an All-Star? That’s some All-Star game defense right there.

Just what he needs, another giant balled spot.

There’s so many cool elements to the game, and yet I find the overall experience so soulless and heart to love. Most complex feelings towards a game in a long time.

Trumpism can make the NFL great again.

Seriously, FC Tijuana needs to swoop in & take advantage.

I’m a STL Rams fan since I grew up in STL in the 90s and early 2000s, and what was fucking bullshit is that Goodell said STL didn’t do enough to keep the team. The city actually approved funding, built a fucking plan, and is ready to move forward with it. Instead they say fuck you St. Louis, give money to the Raiders…

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”