Extra virgin baby oil, then.

I was going to argue with you that Austin Rivers is an NBA player, but then, yoink!

Every penny and drop of blood we put into that cesspool of geography is not just wasted but comes back at us as blowback.

I wish there were a mod where I could radio for a Provisioner to come Pick Up My Junk. That wouldn’t break continuity too much, and my hoarding wouldn’t ruin the flow quite so badly.

Dude likes Archer, that sort of sets a lower bound on things.

Exactly zero long time Lions fans were shocked. I can assure you.

I mean, it’s the second most enjoyable thing in the world. That’s something.

Should have added a JJ Redick picture for the C4 uniform reference

Are we just not making fun of his name now? Sometimes I just feel like I don’t know you people at all anymore.

Longest Passage of Hot Dog Through Human Centipede: 12.4 meters

Congratulations, Greg. Pretty sure you know what for.

Amazing foresight by the Ellis Island folks to give you a name easily conflated with a fucking burner account.

What’s the big deal it’s just added protein. Coffee boost!

You don’t see Jason Pierre-Paul making those kinds of plays very often. I mean, maybe half of the time at most.

Grantland was really, really good, and strangely the perfect companion site for Deadspin. It’s a total bummer that it’s gone.

I bought it on the strength of this review. It seems awfully linear. There is only one path, and it is a narrow one. No?

Also an amazing area in which to hike, if you’re into do doing things that involve moving around under your own volition. Big Iron is a sweet, sweet challenge.