HAD a bike rack.

It’s pretty obvious that they’re making server performance and stability the main priority right now. Everything they’ve done so far has been towards the goal of reducing traffic. Once they get that under control (and as the number of active users diminishes to what they can expect to be whatever their normal number…

Oh—and no more hybrid system. That sounds very compelling.

Disappointed? Because they didn’t ruin his life over a victimless crime. Reminds me of every time I’m disappointed over the slap on the wrist almost every Police Officer gets when he commits a crime that otherwise would result in you or I spending serious time in a cage.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

hahaha. For sure. That was a memorable moment. I can’t believe she sad that without being prompted. Like, ma’am, you have no idea, but you just summed up an entire car website’s feelings about me.

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

2016 is a fucking mess, Patricia.

Well if they kept their recent trend going, they were going to have to change the name to Lunch Brake.

If they didn’t have one prepped for Pokemon Go then that’s hilariously sad.

That is like 80% PR bullshit, 15% trying to pretend to be human and likable, and 5% useful information but not really.

The car was just angry. A dozen laps and no crowd to plow into, something bad is going to happen.

And the moral of the story is 99% of people who screw up their car get the shaft, but if you ROYALLY screw up your car in a really crazy fashion and generate some publicity, it's good PR and you'll get it fixed.

It's a major award!

Except he was driving a heavily tuned car. Ford has no control over quality when yobbos start pushing stuff beyond their designed limits.

Or the giant ball of fire affected something in the parking brake cable, as well.

The headlamp fluid was probably due for a change.

I hate it when that happens.

“a snap ring in his Mustang GT350's oil cooler failed while he was driving hot lamps around Roebling Road back in April”

I don’t think anyone buying these behemoths are all that concerned about fuel economy.