Stale and broad television makes money. The end.

She's not that Puerto Rican, she's my Puerto Rican! And she's Colombian, or something…

She's not that Puerto Rican, she's my Puerto Rican! And she's Colombian, or something…

Aww shit yeah, that was the highlight of the fest this year. I was in that pit and I was loving every second of it.

Aww shit yeah, that was the highlight of the fest this year. I was in that pit and I was loving every second of it.

You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like this…

You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like this…

I once gave a report for school on how the Telecommunications Act of 1996 basically ruined everything and caused Clear Channel to become the unfeeling behemoth it is now. No one cared. People suck.

…Contracting the anus before the entire fart has escaped?

Blowlan! HAHAHAHA!!!! That's hilarious!! Why don't you say that 80 more times?

Blowlan! HAHAHAHA!!!! That's hilarious!! Why don't you say that 80 more times?

Yeah, that sounds about right. My mind went to "Rover's Morning Glory" at first, but this seems to be pretty different than that. Not to mention they'd probably never have Maria Bamford on that show. God, Cleveland radio is depressing…

Yeah, that sounds about right. My mind went to "Rover's Morning Glory" at first, but this seems to be pretty different than that. Not to mention they'd probably never have Maria Bamford on that show. God, Cleveland radio is depressing…

Well, I've definitely recorded an album by myself on GarageBand, so I can appreciate this.

Well, I've definitely recorded an album by myself on GarageBand, so I can appreciate this.

Woah, dude, did you just say the Numbers Band? I worked for a guy who used to play with them back in the 70s! Shit, I'm gonna have to go out and find some of their stuff now.

Woah, dude, did you just say the Numbers Band? I worked for a guy who used to play with them back in the 70s! Shit, I'm gonna have to go out and find some of their stuff now.

Shit, it feels like David Comes to Life came out years ago at this point, especially compared to the new Japandroids record. I avoided Japandroids for a while based solely on their name, but their new album is great, and they were a blast at Pitchfork over the weekend.

Shit, it feels like David Comes to Life came out years ago at this point, especially compared to the new Japandroids record. I avoided Japandroids for a while based solely on their name, but their new album is great, and they were a blast at Pitchfork over the weekend.

It's a "joint" venture with A$AP Rocky… eh??? EHH?????