lol'd

"Woah! The balls on this guy, right? I mean his balls must be super tiny because he can fit two bottles of alcohol in his pants."

I still think the gayest Super Bowl halftime show involved ranking Andy Reid's boobs.

He's still shook up from the 49er rookie hazing ritual of cocaine or dildo.

nice

If you combine the nachos and the Drew Magary Super Bowl Chili recipe, you get a seriously weird looks walking into your Super Bowl party. And explosive diarrhea.

7 A thousand shall fall at thy side,

Remember that part of "House Party" where he was rapping to keep his jail virginity? Super wack in this day of age.

+1

"Just seeing who was paying attention out there. Will try again tomorrow night. #Sike #SWAG #YOLO"

+1

+1

I met Gary Sheffield. He was shorter than i thought, and his head is ENORMOUS. In other news; the sky is blue.

Duke taking over the world.

Teo seems like an introvert, so his "catfishing" is not a surprise. He was taken advantage of, and swept up in something he was hoping was real. Also not surprised he would make up a story claiming they actually met just to escape ridicule. He's a classic case of an introverted personality.

With the Upton brothers reuniting, I am fully expecting bunk beds.

Pictured: Sean Payton getting a little head.

Was not expecting that when I open the reply. +1

I wonder if he'll end up removing those cheek implants to cut weight.

Great job Tom.