Well put...

To the untrained eye, my tattoo looks like a jumble of Morse Code, but it's actually Michael J Fox's signature.

Well done Hickey. I'm a regular fan of this segment.

So good. That was before Tom became "corporate". Just kidding Tom. Please don't let Failbot crush me! Wait...

Damn. Working too well, or keeping the man down? Some of those cross posts were hilarious. It was like kicking a bees nest after putting honey on your nips.

Has anyone trolled Jezebel recently? The Jez and Deadspin cross posts back in the day made for some hilarious reading.

Now say something funny. Then type it into the comment section.

X-Pac would like to know who the hell Ric Flair is. He also wants to know why he has to wear a reflective vest while panhandling in Tampa.

Nothing strikes fear into opponents hearts like a pelican swooping gracefully over the Gulf. That and the Utah Jazz..

>crosses off Samantha Steele's name from the list

I heard he was a Duke fan.

The kid in the background has obvious signs of a concussion. Just Off Camera: Ed Reed

Impossibly, Marcus Camby's knees were born 50 years before Marcus Camby.

I wish the Russian gang fights and euro hooligan fights were filmed with HD cameras and produced by Jackie Chan.

Broception

You had me at Big N Tasty. Nobody got it twice.

Talk about false advertising.

Back in the day, this might be star worthy. +1

+1 You aren't fooling anyone, Virgil!

I just Googled: "how to put the cat back in the bag"... no help there, Barry.