Yes, fuck anyone with a dissenting voice and/or opinion. We must all coalesce into a group-think hive mind, comrade!

Does this mean standards will slip and the editing will be on par with Gizmodo’s? As a less than proud member of SEIU enjoy your slide into mediocrity, lower pay and fewer benifts than in the private sector.

Nothing succeeds like unionizing a shrinking business.

Welcome to the world of organized labor!

So you’ll be paying dues for minimal benefits/representation and little job security? Congrats.

We want to prioritize recruitment and retention of people with backgrounds that are often underrepresented in our industry

So it’s now The Red Onion??

I’m sure freelancing will be fun!

Management: “We’re not making any money!”

This is good because not just anyone could write snark on the internet.. professionally.

No more bending, no more work! Give us a raise you big fat jerk!

Good luck with that.

When do the new writers start? My guess is, two weeks after the letter is received by management.

Blogging can be done anywhere with WIFI..... Seems suspicious to me....

Subsubtext: Help us fix things

“We won’t be buying any drinks...”

That was an out and back for sure.

I guess I have to ask at what point does personal responsibility and accountability come in to play? I mean any single person has the ability to just get up and walk away, plus they themselves came into the dealer in the first place. To me this is like the guy that has 4 beers after work and drives home and gets a…

At Easterns Motors, your job’s your credit (credit)

As a car salesman, counterpoint: no business cares if the customer can afford what they are selling, if the customer wants to buy it.