So through the process of removing, transportation, mock up, and final assembly no one heard anything moving around? Also how would stuff not fall out during that and alert someone to the problem? I call BS or your an idiot who thought his IC was supposed to have moving parts.

Which one I should the voice of reason?!?!

I expected a top to go missing or possibly her hair.

And this one is even better:

On a good note however, from Monday you’ll be able to get your new tyres rotated in record time down at the Autobahn Mechanics by that new guy they just hired.

Get off your lawn?

Allison Williams is such a hottie. :)

It’s a joke. I was in the Marines. We used to write radio frequencies and other important information on the inside of the windshield with crayon, and then we would have a safety brief telling us to not lick it off.

“Well, private....were you the driver of the truck?”

Starred for Jim Rockford.

And also remember that most of seem to be unaware that there is a whole country outside of New York.

I think Click & Clack told the story once about a customer whose car would only work during the day. When she tried to go out in the evening, the car wouldn’t move. “When I put it in the “Day” setting is goes fine, but when it’s in the “Night” setting, nothing happens.......”

The sky is blue, the grass is green and a teenager fits the stereotype.

“inadvertently put the vehicle in drive instead of reverse. This led to the vehicle lurching forward when she accelerated, when she realized he was heading the wrong direction, she pressed the throttle instead of the brake, then panicked and pressed the throttle to the floor, causing the vehicle to move forward and…

Autonomous vehicles need to be flawless and perfect before they’re allowed to be on the road!

Getting it in the wrong gear I can understand. It happens.

Mom, Dad, I accidentally scratched the car during the driving test.

The lawyer will cost more than he could ever recoup for the car, and by the time everything gets filed the company will disappear into the ether. This is a massive shit sandwich.

“recently saved up enough money and purchased a “non-operational” 1967 Cadillac Coupe DeVille”

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.