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eric holder
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The only time I saw a guy doing 100mph justified was when a guy passed me, entered a gas station, got past the fuel pumps on the outside at speed, left 4 black streaks by the WC’s building, opened the door and rushed in, wishing he was not on the way to the 5th streak...

i dont believe you. and neither does physics

Don’t pretend like cop training prepares you to out race a Hellcat in a shitty PPV.

Officer: why were you speeding

I run track days with the guys who train Michigan State Police, I’m sure the Indiana curriculum is similar.. Their training is ok but hardly enough for me to feel confident without knowing the specific officer.

Now you have two cars behaving extremely recklessly (by definition)

Set up a road block and stop the Hellcat

Agreed. There are a lot of roads out west where the speed limit sign should just say “consult your owner’s manual”.

“You think you’re Stirling Moss?”

Eggert (the cop) got up to 150 mph 

[The trooper] apparently caught the car when it got stuck between two semi trucks driving next to each other.

FYI: there’s a new cool thing called commercial passenger air travel where a person can buy a ticket for one seat on a flight to a given destination for significantly less than the cost of a plane.

It’s the ole’ saying, “You can outrun all the cars but you cannot outrun a Motorola.”

Even a Camry can go 130mph these days.

Good drugs in Baltimore?

Don’t forget to add in like 16 fuel stops. A Hellcat at 160 mph has got to go through premium like Charlie Sheen use to go through cocaine!

Football and crab cakes! That’s what Maryland does!

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

“Trying to get to Maryland”. Not on that tank of gas son. Not on that tank of gas.

I can’t imagine what the police were thinking coming out with that victim-blaming description (“she darted out from behind the trees! No human or robot could possibly have avoided her!”) knowing the video would completely contradict it.

Par for the course. Cops are one of the most untrustworthy professions out there.

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