Why couldn’t they at least have let the last one off the line have 3 pedals and be an interesting color? Le sigh.

It’s still spewing plenty of toxic black unburnt diesel fuel. Rolling coal all over themselves

So, people concerned about the climate, purchase a heavy vehicle, to spray fake blood, at a building they claim is hurting their climate...

Wait, did the owner really say he didn’t notice this huge scratch until he got home?  Is he blind?

Unprovoked destruction of property causing damage over 2K? Yeah I'd say so, at least a class a misdemeanor. 

You left out smug.

Well, the owner can choose not to press charges in theory or it could be lessened to a misdemeanor.

Likely felony charges? Dafuq you mean likely?

This is great and all, but I’m still waiting on the Frunk Monkey.

Clearly knowing how to turn the pump ‘off’ wasn’t part of the training.

I wonder how long it will be until climate hysteria revives eco-terrorist organizations like ELF. In a world where extremist groups walk the streets openly harassing and assaulting people while the police do nothing it seems like there has never been a more prime opportunity for righteous terrorism.  

It seems to me that these people are shitheads and the reaction to their incompetence and immaturity has absolutely zero to do with people’s opinions on climate change.

I can already feel the effects of this wonderful protest on the climate! Good job!

Nothing says I care about the environment like wasting produce and driving around a big ass diesel truck.

Nothing follows the tradition of liberal discourse and the Enlightenment quite like spraying paint at a government building.

These people were much more hardcore when they went by Earth Liberation Front.

That’s a bloody mess.  Period.

Unpredictable, out-of-control property damage is kinda the point, no?

There is definitely a metaphor at play here,  but I don't think it is "much better"... at least not for the activists,  anyway.