They are “professionals.”  They are “certified.”  That’s why THEY can play with fireworks, and you can’t.

Not only are nuclear warheads not very radioactive, they would not have left any bits on the boat.  They are VERY well sealed!

You can bet virtually everything was removed from that thing before the russkies sold it.

...not to mention any other vehicle on the road not “autonomously” controlled.

Left unsaid by “autonomous” car fanatics is that all cars have to be “autonomous,” not just some of them. If they are to be a thing, government will have to mandate on such and such a date, the only cars allowed on the road will be “autonomous.”

It’s called “humor.”  Look it up.

Who cares?

I sure expected to see something about him being black, else they wouldn’t have bothered with the story.

Yes.

Also:  unions.

Mine has never broken down except once when the water pump started clanking.  I had it towed so I didn’t damage the timing cover.  Almost 180,000 miles at this point.

“direct ignition” is not “direct injection.”  Which this car does not have.

It still torque steers like a bastard with that kit.  An lsd helps, but it still torque steers like a bastard.

No Viggen wagon.

The original price for my 2002 was around $37k.  $18k is not correct.

It sounds like it was windy there.

Who are “they?”

They didn’t shout their slogans loudly enough, as demanded.

You’d be wrong.

You’ll never hear about it, except that “there was an incident.”