Wanna bet? Just ‘cause you don’t speak Portugese does not mean they don’t speak English.

different filter, maybe

OK, you’re Switzerland!

“baling hay”

Is that you, slick?

Isn’t hanky-panky in the ladies’ room almost required in most clubs and bars?

I know I am. Maybe you’re not....

No - you prove you’re right!!

That’s not public!!

What would the cops have to do with it? There was not even a hint of a crime being committed!

It’s probably legal.

LOL!! Is timothy a “GOPer?”

OMG!! We’re so bad!!!!

As I understand the rules, anything that happens underwater is fair.

Only some of them...(again!!).

You might want to try starting out with a “US is good” premise, instead of your standard “US is bad” one.

As usual, you might want to expand your horizons before you make such declarative (and, needless to say, anti-US) statements.

My eyes!!! MY EYES!!!

Me, too!!

cool it, Francis....