Yest so many people change cars like they change their underwear, trading in a perfectly good “old” one for a new one.

I don’t think you’ve bought many motorcycles....

That’s for the buyer to decide - not you.

She didn’t read anything, of course.

So why didn’t you keep driving it?

“Oh, My God - totally....!!”

Yes!! It’s a car!! Don’t fall in love with it!!!

Did you REALLY think there was ANY chance you were going to get two cars for the same price as what you would pay for one?

Instead, “they” require “gender identification sensitivity studies.”

One would think that any adult would understand that someone who makes money selling stuff is not going to give her something for free....

Good - at least you know how to stay firm!

You give him WAY too much credit....

Which is pretty standard with “0%” financing, otherwise they wouldn’t do it!

Is that worse than the Honda salesman telling me the 92 Honda I was looking at “...had no spark plugs...” when I asked to see how hard the plugs were to get to to change?

I thought you wanted to get a “reliable car.” Why did you buy this piece of worn-out, unmaintained junk?

The obvious answer is, why don’t you do it in the morning.....

...paid by iffy lube-type place, of course.....

I presume you filed suit, anyway - you didn’t just take their word for that?

You know you can watch to make sure what oil they actually put in your car. And if they won’t let you see, you definitely should NOT be there!

Many of these people can’t even figure out how to open their hood. They think iffy lube people are AUTHORITIES!!