I think “he’s” led a pretty “sheltered” life...

It would be a little more appropriate in your case...

You do realize that life will never be cost-free, don’t you, bernie?

When the firemen show up, they will destroy your stuff anyway, with GUSTO!! It’s what they do!

Somebody tell that fairy that there are plenty of other Mercedes in the dealer’s lot....jeez....

Because it wasn’t a movie?

You saw what happened after they hit the water? Wow!! I presume you were there!!

I don’t think there’s anyplace to land there - on purpose, anyway.....

Nothing is “forcing” that aircraft down except gravity! That main rotor is lifting - just not enough!

Not to mention the pilot is trying to save his own ass, since he’s in there, too!

Yes - and I’ve seen it done for real, in a field near a road I was driving on. It came down pretty fast until just before touching the ground. It was obviously practice or training, since the copter took off again after a few minutes....but he started the maneuver from a much higher altitude.

But, wouldn’t that reduce “global climate change?”

No - YOU’RE the one wasting my time!!

How old are you? 17?

Like our former Energy Secretary who thought we should paint all our roads and roofs white to “reflect heat” from the Earth’s surface.

Don’t try to get a great deal on a car where the cars are in great demand!

Because we’re not socialist? (Yet)

Shocking concept to many.....

Why? Do the cars disappear?

And there are plenty of people like that. I’m becoming more like that as I age.