Yes. That is why it’s funny. It was worded confusingly. Thank you for stabbing the joke in the face.

And he hit his own damn truck.

no, the M4 was in a different situation. The Porsche slid on clear dry pavement like it was ice. no traction control, no ABS. Everyone hates electronic nannies until there’s a hydraulic lift gate coming though the window into your face.

Looks off by 1.5PSI

I nominate DinoNugget to be apart of the task force that will go around and confiscate said illegal guns.

Yeah, and all those amendments that ensure the right to due process, freedom of association, and freedom of speech were also authored by people okay with slavery. Better ban those as well, since they also don’t translate to 2015 America.

That argument always makes me cringe. Who would enforce the ban? And once in place, who would actually abide by the new law? I bet people who pose no danger and are law abiding citizens would turn in their guns, but would gang members, drug dealers, criminals, mentally disturbed and anti-authoritarian individuals be…

Famous people with the last name “Walker” need to avoid Porsches apparently.