His ribs were fine, but he fractured two lungs? I am confused.....

SO close....you got “bale” correct half the time.....

Because not everyone is an idiot who doesn’t know how tall his vehicle is?

As an “engineer,” you should know that that bridge has been hit a nummber of times by such fragile egg crate-like boxes, and it ain’t going ANYWHERE!!

Rapid deceleration.....

Just enough to keep rain and thieves out.

That’s not really American.

It’s pretty standard for people who live in a particular place (and probably have never lived anywhere else) to say that the drivers, weather, manners, housing prices, neighborhoods, etc., are all the WORST where they live......